Episode Thirty-Eight: Democracy Derby

King Falls AM

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4.8 • 3.8K Ratings

🗓️ 15 November 2016

⏱️ 35 minutes

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Summary

Sammy & Ben report live outside a polling station while awaiting the run-off election results for the King Falls mayoral race.

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0:00.0	You're going to be. Oh, So, Sunday, Sunday, Sunday, the carnies are starting to get stir crazy, which means the last days of the King Falls
0:43.9	Kumquat Festival ends this weekend.
0:47.3	We have everything.
0:49.3	Artery clogging foods on the midway including award-winning Mrs Kim's Korean kumquot
0:54.0	Kimchi. Make sure to bring your adventurous side and ride the most
0:57.4	action-packed carnival ride. Unlimited ride armbands are only 12 dollars.
1:01.5	Who cares if these rides aren't there two weeks ago?
1:05.0	They're safe, maybe, who cares?
1:07.0	And don't forget to come and watch all your local favorites.
1:10.0	There will be live music from H Troubadour Dusty Reynolds and special
1:14.2	appearance by Big Pond heavyweight wrestling champion Dirty Dick Douglas as he
1:18.6	competes in a 20-man battle royale.
1:20.8	Let me tell you something brother.
1:23.0	Dirty Dick Douglas didn't keep this 10 pounds of gold around this waist by hiding from challenges.
1:28.3	Dirty Dick takes all comers.
1:30.3	No Battle Royale is going to scare off the champ.
1:32.3	Dirty Dick ain't going down.
1:34.0	The last days of the King Falls,
1:36.0	Come, Guat, that's all, are here.
1:38.0	So don't delay.
1:39.0	Admission is only $10.
1:40.0	Or bring five new and unopened can goods for free admission.
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