You're going to be. Oh, So, Welcome back to King Falls Am where we are speaking with Mr Frederick Osborn, caretaker of King Falls Forever, one of a handful

of cemeteries in our wonderful little town.

Welcome to the show, Frederick.

We prefer a peace garden or necropolis, you dig. Was, is that a graveyard joke?

Maybe it was, maybe it wasn't.

I'll leave it up to interpretation.

Well, this is off to a great start.

Thanks so much for joining us, Mr. Osborne.

We'll make this quick, as I know you are on your lunch break.

Appreciated.

I'm off near the Bullregard Memorial Mausoleum just watching the crew dig in Mr. Rock Ferry's

hole, nothing like eating the ham and cheese, chewing on a freshly rolled cigarette while

watching a jerk

that planted six feet under, perks my gray flowers right up.

Excuse me, did you just say that you chew cigarettes?

Don't knock it till you try.

Takes the edge off the old night shift.

Now tell me, what's so important that you had to send me all them letters, kid?

Letters.

Well, Mr. Osborne has an unlisted home number, and he works when we work, so I had to improvise.

I see. Love the show, by the way. You fools get them the damnedest messes.

Is that a compliment?

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