This is so cool is so cool is so cool!!

I'm telling you this isn't funny put on a commercial open the door I'm not playing dude you and I are the only ones in the studio

And I'm obviously on the air since you're calling in look I know you think I'm joking

I don't think you're joking, but we just came back from commercial and it's 3 a.m

Ben how many people do you think are listening how many people do you think care?

I mean our numbers are staggeringly high for the middle of the night and it's a rhetorical question

I don't care put on a damn commercial and come let me out of damn office

So a lot of dams for somebody asking for a favor a favor Ben I'm locked in our office

I'm calling into our radio show. It's our last night before holiday break. Can we just make tonight unaventful for once?

A please would be nice is all I'm saying but I feel you why don't why don't you stay on the line and keep the listeners occupied and I'll come get you

Ben there's no unneeded commercial break check in the box. She's whatever BRB

No well be right there folks hang tight Sammy has locked himself in our office and I didn't lock myself anywhere

I came to get you

something from my desk and I literally heard footsteps and the door lock behind me

Well it's not Bertrand and Bula since they were humanly escorted from the premises by our lovely friend Vernon

Down at Vernon's Verm Investibule

That is a beautiful and cheap plug buddy how about we open the damn door

I was leaving and you stopped to argue I'm not arguing you're arguing I stop I stopped to correct your story

I was locked in here and if not by you then I'm a little worried honestly

That is a good point I didn't lock the door Sammy

I went to my car to get the box of Christmas decorations my mom gave me

Can we break down the points of the story not adding up together please I don't like this and I do

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