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The Worst Idea Of All Time

Episode Sixteen - Knife

The Worst Idea Of All Time

Tim Batt

Comedy

4.91.3K Ratings

🗓️ 18 October 2018

⏱️ 23 minutes

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Summary

It's Winter, it's Queens Birthday Weekend. The stage is set. A roaring fire. A glass of red. An apple crumble (made from scratch by Tim). The lads have set in to discuss Grown Ups 2, a recent near death experience of Guy's, the radioactivity of bananas and Tim's brand new knife.

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0:00.0

And Because before you know we have your precious time slips away.

0:16.0

Hello, welcome to the worst idea of all time with myself, Guy Montgomery.

0:20.0

And me, Tim Bat.

0:22.0

Uh, I felt like you're going to say

0:24.2

Lamborn for a second there. I forgot my own last name

0:27.2

right it's sometimes it's hard even for me to tell which one I am. We're

0:30.3

joining you on a reasonably cool Monday evening, the Monday of Queen's birthday.

0:36.1

I hope you've had a fantastic long weekend. We have a small glass of red wine each.

0:40.3

And a happy birthday to you Lizzy 88 in June.

0:44.0

Oh yeah.

0:45.0

Well 89 in June she's 88 now.

0:47.0

There was a fire for a little bit.

0:50.0

Tim you made some crutles.

0:51.0

A controlled fire.

0:52.0

It wasn't like just some fire that happened it was in a fireplace some

0:55.2

crumble yeah I made apple crumble what did you like it went down well I was worried I had one

1:01.1

mouth it was too hot and I couldn't get all the flavors in my mouth and then after that I was

1:05.2

worried that you might have made a shit crumble and then I was going to have to awkwardly get through it and be like, oh, it's really great.

1:10.9

You can tell me if it's a shit-comble.

1:11.9

But then I can't you're eating it was delicious. You did a really good job. But we've got through so much to give that you can tell me if I make a terrible

1:17.2

crumble man I know uh look just right off the bat something I would like to share we got a

1:21.3

lovely message today on the Facebook page from a man

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