species.

And thank you for that refreshing story, Lisa. It's good to know our wonderful community

can rally together to help a citizen in the time of need. Especially when that citizen

is Kingfall citizen of the year, Greg Frickard. Again, if you have any information on the

painful attack in the pre-dawn hours of March 15th at Granny Frickard's Froggery, please

contact our channel 13 Action News Hotline.

In other news, late last week we hear it. What's that? Oh, alright. Ladies and gentlemen,

my apologies. We're going to cut to a feed live down at City Hall with some breaking news.

Mrs. Salcia, do you have any statements after months of incarceration?

I wouldn't exactly call it hot time. Just an arraignment, what have you? I just had to thank

my attorneys, got a Rosenberg, walked out of them, doig, for all the help getting these

false charges, jell-a-mandering.

Ah, do you mean slandering? Yeah, it's what I said. Thankfully that the jell-a-mandering

and reprehensible falsifices and whatnot got thrown right out of this court. It's been

a long time coming and I think everybody in town knows that I was actually good friends

of Mr. Richie Thurgood's McCuff. I would never lay a hand on him. Not to mention, a man

that can grow a mustache like that. Let me tell you, probably has coyonis to take a week

and non-violent jet like myself out in his own right.

But Mr. Salcia, the evidence was seemingly stacked against you. The FBI and its lead investigator

on the case, Agent Reagan Spears.

I sure do miss that, bro. Reagan was a one-and-million type of thing. Who would have thought she'd

have been leading a massive leftist media propaganda smear campaign?

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