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The Ross Bolen Podcast

Episode Seventy-One

The Ross Bolen Podcast

The Ross Bolen Podcast

Comedy Interviews, Variety, Comedy, Humor, News, Mentalhealth

4.87.5K Ratings

🗓️ 14 August 2018

⏱️ 67 minutes

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Summary

The Ross Bolen Podcast returns for its seventy-first episode. Hosted by Ross Bolen and produced by Micah Wiener. Intro (4:14) Organizing Your Apps For Maximum Respect (16:42) Stuff To Wikipedia When You're High: Colton Harris Moore (30:47) Super Diego The Sex-Addicted Turtle (33:28) Forgot Your Password? (41:51) Soda In A Water Cup (47:40) Chump-To-Champ (51:07) Seattle Hijacker Goes Out In Blaze Of Glory (1:00:53) Announcements 888-WRBOLEN Twitter: @WRBolen, @MicahWiener, @RossBolenPod Instagram: @WRBolen, @MicahWiener, @TheRossBolenPodcast Snapchat: @WRBolen, @MicahTX Twitch: Twitch.com/BossRolen13

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0:00.0

WELCOME BACK FOR EPISODE 71 OF THE ROSBOLAND PRODUCTION

0:19.0

RBP71 BROUGHT YOU BY GRANDexMedia, I am your host, ROSBOLAND here at the GRANDexMedia

0:25.0

studios in Austin, Texas with producer Mike Gawainer. Happy Tuesday, Ross, great to be back

0:31.0

in the stew with you. Let's get it. Let's get it. Did you know that 71 was my high school

0:35.2

football number? I did not. What position did you play? I do. My senior year I played

0:40.2

guard. I played center and guard the other years. Were you any good? Yeah, I was all conference.

0:47.1

Good at pushing other men around or boys. Yes, I was good at turning people. Turning

0:52.8

them. I wasn't the biggest, strongest person. I didn't blow people 15 yards off the line,

0:57.8

but I was good at the angles. I was good at nudging someone to the left. So my brain

1:01.9

back it squeezed through. I was a backup corner in middle school. That's the extent of

1:06.9

my football career. I should also mention that I played football

1:10.0

at a private school and I'm not trying to claim that it was some sort of like 6A Friday

1:15.8

night light situation. It wasn't. I was all conference in my little private school conference.

1:21.2

Ah, okay. But yeah, I'm not trying to claim I was all state. Okay. People come in my head.

1:25.9

Number 71 though. Thank you for the clarity. Special number. It is very special number.

1:30.2

If you're new to our show, every episode is broken down into segments, which you can find

1:33.9

with time cues right down in the description. You don't have to listen to any of the proceeding

1:38.2

episodes in order to enjoy this one. But if you do like it, if you do like what we're

1:42.0

doing, if you like the show, you should go back and listen to the mall. So you don't

1:45.7

miss out on any inside jokes or running jokes or priceless knowledge, things of that

1:50.4

nature. Follow our show on Instagram at the Ross Bolin podcast. We are also on Twitter

1:56.6

at Ross Bolin pod. We exist somewhere on Facebook, but nobody knows where and nobody cares.

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