You're going to be. Oh, So, And thanks so much to Vernon from Vernon's Vermin Vestibule for that thorough and intense interview.

And those slides he brought in, I didn't need to see that.

You and me both, Ben.

So changing gears here, we're just going to take a quick pause for the cause.

We'll be right back to take your calls King Falls

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Ladies and gentlemen. I am Howard Ford Beaure God the third and I implore you dare I say demand that you turn off this radio station post haste

King Falls AM used to be a place you could trust your ears to, wholesome, family-oriented, fair and

balanced.

Now it's ran by dirty lion filthmongers spreading rumors and dissent throughout our peaceful community.

Samuel Stevens and Benjamin Arnold should be proclaimed public enemy number one.

In all my years, all my family's years, in our idyllic town I can't recall anyone being allowed to

disparage our good name so open and freely until the fertile lands of

distrust.

Friends, please heed my advice and turn off this impurity.

Let me save you from the Myr and Mark King Falls A.M. fills you with. Do yourself a favor. Go outside, breathe of fresh mountain air. Go read a book. Perhaps an e-book. More so, the e-book King of King Falls by yours truly.

Be well, compatriots.

And this transmission, Celestial.

You gotta be sh-in' me.

I hate that guy, but ads pay the bills, Sammy.

We're not gonna have bills without a show, Ben. You don't think this

has anything to do with him coming in the studio a few weeks back, do you? Oh, of course not.

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