It's time once again for America's favorite show, The Radio Adventures of Dr Floyd, brought to you by Dr. Floyd.com.

We begin this episode in beautiful Anaheim, California on a very hot July 17th, 1955. It is moments before the famous televised opening of a new amusement park to be

Christen Disneyland. And smack dab in the middle of Main Street, we see a portrait of the

world's most brilliant scientist as a young man.

That's right, this dashing youth with dark wavy hair and a clean-shaven face is none other than Dr. Floyd himself,

holding a broom and dustbin.

Oh, Mr. Disney?

What is it, my young man?

I hate to bother you before your grand opening and all, but I was wondering if you had the time to consider my proposal.

What proposal?

I've been tinkering with a new invention that will allow a person to transport between the

land of frontiers to the land of tomorrow.

What?

You mean like a time machine? No, it's called the Skyway. People crammed in tiny buckets on thin cables as it dangles precariously over the heads of innocent visitors.

Freud, you're a genius. Remind me to promote you from the horse poopy sweeper to the head of the new display

in Tomorrowland.

Really?

Which one?

Autopia?

Space Station X1?

Better, the Aluminum Hall of Fame.

Wow, that sounds really lame.

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