It's time once again for America's favorite show, The Radio Adventures of Dr Floyd.

Brought to you by Dr. Floyd.com.

This week starring Chuck McCann as the narrator. Every citizen inside the river light Christmas a lot, but Dr. Steve was a different sort of

sort of sot.

Dr Steve loved Christmas, but not the whole season. He only liked one part. I'll tell you the reason.

It wasn't the singing on cold winter Nights and it wasn't the wreaths, missile, toe, or the lights.

It wasn't the bustle down at the mall.

No, it was presents Dr. Steve loved most of all. Yes, presents were the reason

he loved this holiday. He loved opening any presents that may come his way. But being as evil as was

Dr Steve, he rarely got presents come to Christmas Eve.

Now, pacing back and forth, deep in his lair, he thought the whole deal was quite unfair.

Every one in Settled River will get presents tomorrow,

while I will have none.

Oh, I'm filled with such sorrow.

He turned and kicked a rusty old can. I guess I'll have to come up with a devious plan.

For the next day he knew that all across Saddle River gifts would be open from every gift giver.

There'd be gifts, oh the gifts, oh the gifts, gifts, gifts, gifts.

There's one thing he wanted.

Gifts, gifts, gifts, gifts, gifts gifts then the citizens one and all would

stand up and say thanks they'd say thanks they'd say thanks they'd say thanks

they'd say thanks, thanks, thanks, thanks, thanks,

thanks.

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