Hey. What's happening?

Mike Schmidt, 40-year-old boy podcast. Remember me? I'm back.

Back's a strong word. I'm here. How about that? Let's do that instead of I'm back.

How about I'm here? How about I'm tugging on your electronic shirt sleeve and begging you to stare at me once again?

Stare at me? How stare at me how about listening

to me i'm not there uh don't bother trying to find me i'm not there oh you know you like the way i look

and the way i color up my hair shut up uh hi uh and and that is delivered with all of the sheepishness that I could possibly muster.

You know what?

I am.

Here's what we are.

You guys are Two-Face in the hospital bed, and I'm the Joker in my nurse costume,

and you just woke up, and you realize, you know, after I just burned you,

and I burned your girlfriend, too, I blew her up.

And Batman couldn't save anybody.

Nobody can get, well, they saved Harvey Dent's certainly.

If you can call what happened to him saving guys in bed.

You guys are, you're in bed right now with half a face, folks.

How do you feel about that?

How do you feel about being?

What's the wind feel like on that exposed teeth?

That exposed, those exposed teeth. I was going to say

that exposed cheek and then it turned into teeth halfway out of my mouth. How does the wind feel on

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