I'm it's the 40-year-old boy podcast with your friend mike

it's the 40-year-old boy podcast that you like because it's free

here he comes now

he's going to sit down

it's going to start

Hey what's happening?

I'm like you a 40 year old boy podcast.

Oh, dude's gross.

Fucking, uh, I hate starting the show in a gross note.

Nobody wants to do that, right?

Uh, whoever else has started the show on a gross note?

Do you think Mariah Carey's ever started a show on a gross note?

Just ever came out and just kind of like, ugh, just sounded like she was lacking up a fucking clam.

How nasty would that be?

That's got to be, because I'll tell you this, Mariah Carey's fan base, even if she came

out on stage and she's like, everybody would like, genius.

Oh my Christ, that's the greatest thing ever.

That's her imitation of what Tommy Metola sounded like when she told them she wanted a divorce.

That's Mariah. She's a genius. Uh, that's her imitation of what Nick Cannon sounded like in the morning because Mariah Carey never puts out a gross note, but she does, right?

You have to think if Mariah Carey was hit by a bus. She would make it sound that people wouldn't

really like because her fans excuse everything at this point. Let me talk about, uh, we no longer have fans anymore, as you know, folks. I mean, I, look, I have a fan club, which is very nice. And there

are people who enjoy my work and they're friends and fans, I suppose. But, uh, I'm, I'm heavily

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