These are them. I swear they get younger every expedition.

All have passed the gathering?

Yes, sir.

Are you sure?

But he's a droid. You expect us to learn from a droid?

Who said that?

Many years I have been on this ship teaching many a Jedi before you, and I will continue teaching many a Jedi after you.

Call me what you want, but inside my memory banks, I contain a record of every lightsaber ever made, and the Jedi who fashioned them.

Which one do you choose? A simple grip? The curved approach? One inlaid with the bone of the Cartusian whale, Bastilian ore, black onk.

Well, from battles of rash fond to the peacekeeping of Palioc to our very own clone wars, the lightsaber is a Jedi's only true ally.

Oh! Oh! Welcome, Masters and Padalans to Episode 71 of Full of Sith.

I am Mike Pilot with me, my co-host, Bobby Roberts, Brian Young.

They've been holding down in the fort the last couple weeks.

We have a lot to talk about this evening.

Brian, that is what?

We're not messing around this week,

and we're going to start with the inevitable fallout of news that Harrison Ford was injured on the side of episode seven.

Initial reports said that he broke his ankle and damaged his hip,

and then it was revised to, no, he just broke his leg,

and then it was revised to, no one's just broke his leg, and then it was revised to,

no one's really sure because no one's made an official announcement.

And because of the inevitable delay of Harrison Ford's injury, apparently J.J. Abrams has asked to push the date of episode 7 back to May 2016.

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