Ho Ho Ho, Witches! We’re back in the expanded universe of the podcast with Episode Kappa in which we cackle at fraternity, get a lil’ tipsy on vegan egg nog, and VERY bravely sing some songs. We wrote the songs just for you, dear listeners, so scroll down to find the lyrics and sing along!

Word of caution: if this is your first time tuning in to Witch, Please, this episode is probably not the best introduction to the podcast itself (though it is most definitely the best intro to your podcast hosts and regular guest stars). Listen at your own risk of confusion!

We’ll be back to our regularly schedule fortnightly shenanigans in January, so blow the dust off your copy of Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince so you’ll be ready to follow along.

Sending you hugs, kisses, and shitty jingly bell sound effects,

Marcelle, Hannah, Neale, & Trevor.

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Witch This?

T. Chow-Fraser; D. Elfman.

What’s this? What’s this?

There’s elvish everywhere

What’s this?

A dragon in its lair

What’s this?

I can’t believe my eyes

I must be dreaming

Me oh my this isn’t fair!

What’s this?

What’s this? What’s this?

There’s something very wrong

What’s this?

That goblin’s singing songs

What’s this?

The hills are full with

Elves and dwarves and hobbits

Out for gold and secret treasure

Through the mountains on adventure

What is this?

What’s this?

There’s wizards singing folk songs

Instead of blasting spells

They seem to live forever

Unlike Nicholas Flammel

Can Gandalf really magic?

He’s really good with swords

Is history the real magic here?

I simply can’t decide…

Oh, look!

What’s this?

He’s forged an evil ring

One ring! To give to every king. Inspired!

One ring to rule them all and in the dark

To him he’ll bind them, oh my gods

What’s this?

What’s this?

It’s Sam, gaze deep in Frodo’s eyes. How queer

Get up that mountainside

Or die!

If Sau-ron gets the ring of power

Elves and humans all will cower

And war will come to everyone

So, now, correct me if I’m wrong

This looks like fun?

This looks like fun!

Oh, could it be? I got my wish?

What’s this?

Oh my, what now?

The dwarves are all kaput

And look, a balrog underfoot

Nazguls

Orcs and trolls and orientals

Oliphaunts and trees

Don’t start making coney stew

You’ll never get to eat… *sigh*

What’s this?

The ministry is missing

And no death eaters in sight

And in their place there seems to be

A big red flaming eye

Instead of He Who Can’t

Be Named, hear ringwraiths on the wing

If you want him come and claim him

What’s with this damn ring?!

The sights, the sounds they’re everywhere

And all around

I’ve never felt so good before

This empty place inside of me is filling up

I simply cannot get enough

I want it, oh, I want it, oh, I want it for my own

I’ve got to know

I’ve got to know

What is this place with so much mirth?

What is this?!

Middle Earth, hmm…

Poor Hacks

H. McGregor; D. Elfman.

What have we done?

What have we done?

How could we read so blind?

List’ners lost, where were we?

Spoiled all, spoiled all.

Everything’s gone all Tolkien…

What have we done?

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