Episode Four, Year Twelve

The 40 Year Old Boy

Misfit Toys

Comedy, 40yearoldboy, Mike Schmidt, Society & Culture

4.5 • 626 Ratings

🗓️ 12 October 2019

⏱️ 156 minutes

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Down On Pu**ytown

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0:00.0	Go!
0:02.0	Go!
0:03.0	Go!
0:04.0	... Skill, knack, flair, craft, ability, aptitude, expertise, genius, gift.
0:48.3	I'm the fucking talent.
0:53.3	Hey, what's having?
0:54.6	I'm Mike Schmidt, 40-year-old boy podcast.
0:56.3	Coming to you live, streaming live from inside of my house.
1:00.8	House, that seems like a strong word for an ant farm.
1:02.9	That's where I live, buddy.
1:03.7	This is where I dwell.
1:04.7	This is my dwelling, my abode.
1:07.5	I'm in a castle in Brooklyn.
1:08.7	That's where I dwell, although I'm not in Brooklyn.
1:10.4	Although I am A number one,
1:11.4	cream at the crop, top of the heap.
1:13.4	A number one.
1:16.2	Isn't that, it's up to me, right?
1:17.6	New York, New York, or it's up to you, New York, New York,
1:19.3	I guess I'm not in New York, New York, I just said I don't live in Brooklyn.
1:21.9	I live in Utica.
1:23.1	That's where I live. I live right there in your utica, dangling in the back of your throat, baby. I'm right there in your goddamn utica waiting for whoever your partner's cock is to bang into me and dislodge me.
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