Episode Forty-Three, Year Twelve

The 40 Year Old Boy

Misfit Toys

Comedy, 40yearoldboy, Mike Schmidt, Society & Culture

4.5 • 626 Ratings

🗓️ 15 August 2020

⏱️ 122 minutes

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0:00.0	Go!
0:02.0	Go!
0:03.0	Go!
0:04.0	... Skill, knack flag
0:38.6	craft ability
0:40.8	aptitude
0:42.1	expertise
0:43.9	genius
0:45.3	gift
0:46.8	I'm the fucking talent
0:50.0	hey what's happened
0:53.7	at Mike Schmidt's 40 year old boy podcast that warn, there's an air conditioner rumbling and a tumbling in the background.
0:59.7	It ain't going anywhere either because I tell you what, this is the fucking hottest it's been this year in Southern California.
1:05.4	It is triple digits outside.
1:06.9	I look outside right now.
1:07.9	Hold on a second.
1:08.6	Wait, my snowman just melted.
1:10.0	That's not a lie.
1:11.5	I looked outside. My snowman is now a puddle on the ground. And what? My neighbor's eating. Don't eat that carrot. Why, I can't believe my neighbor would eat the carrot nose. It's been sitting in a puddle of fetid water. What is wrong with you? Good Christ. Are we that hungry? Is there that much of a drought on that our
1:28.7	vegetables have all been destroyed and now you have to eat a snowman's carrot nose right out of a
1:32.5	fetid puddle? Am I pronouncing fetid correctly? I hope so. Now, you know what? Now I want to
1:36.3	Google it because now I've said it three times and I can't restart the fucking show. Feated? Feated water? Fetid. Fetid.
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