Episode Forty Three - Machetski

The Worst Idea Of All Time

Tim Batt

Comedy

4.9 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 15 November 2018

⏱️ 33 minutes

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Summary

Twas the morn before Christmas

And all through Tim's flat

Nobody was home

And he was down with that.

He drunk beer after beer while he watched Grown Ups 2

While his friend Guy Montgomery was watching it too

But alas, the lads were apart for their viewing this week

And over Skype, using computers, did the boys online speak.

And Tim had had beers, too many to count

And Guy was in the South Island, next to a Mount!

So they watched and they chatted and it all turned to shit.

So they tried once again to record and, HEY! This is it!

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0:00.0	And Because before you know we if your precious time slips away
0:16.0	Welcome to the worst idea of all time, episode number 43.
0:20.0	My name is Tim Bat.
0:22.0	My name is Guy Montgomery and a happy holidays to all of you.
0:26.0	Yes, a Merry Christmas and a happy new year.
0:28.0	Right up front, we'd like to make you aware of the situation of the watching here today.
0:34.0	Firstly I'm surrounded by many many empty beer bottles. I think I've
0:38.4	polished off seven beers now Guy and what I would like to say is that we just recorded a podcast and Guy's computer
0:48.9	crashed and lost the audio file on his side so we're having to just record another one
0:57.4	straight off the bat. Yeah so there's going to be a particular flavor of
1:01.5	anguish on this one as we we dipped into the
1:04.7	grown-ups-to pool not once but twice in one day and of course the exciting the
1:10.0	exciting news is that Tim you've still got your audio file don't you?
1:13.0	Yeah I do it's here yeah it's here. So I mean the option is always there just to just release
1:20.1	I mean that would be a very funny listen because you would sound
1:23.0	like you're imagining recording a podcast with someone but who wants like does
1:27.9	anyone want that is the question I feel insane enough is it it like I would just
1:32.4	explain my situation right now. I'm alone, completely alone in my big flat.
1:37.2	It's just me, it's Christmas Eve. It's only 10 past 11 in the morning now for Christ's sake. I've already watched the movie and done one podcast and polished off quite a few beers
1:47.8	I've got a good quality microphone in front of me which to increase the audio quality I've taken the following steps
1:53.7	number one I put it on a stand which I'm holding I've put on fingerless gloves that are made of possum fur to reduce the amount of like mic noise. I've got a pop sock in front of it and
2:07.2	I'm wearing two sets of headphones. So on the inside I've got like earbuds that are connected to the cell phone which is how I can
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