You're going to be. Oh, So, Thankfully no one was heard at the mayor's house this evening but Mayor

Grisham told us that there has been a buildup of toilet papering, egging, and

ding-dong ditching since the inauguration this past January.

With the crescendo of Tom Foolery coming this very night.

You are correct, Bert.

Around 9 PM this evening, Mayor Grisham heard the sound of glass breaking downstairs and rushed

into a study to find a brick wrapped in newspaper.

The words, hashtag resist, hashtag stay woke and hashtag not my mayor were written on it.

As well as the house itself, is that correct?

100% correct. Upon Sheriff Gunderson's arrival, they quickly noted that the front of the house had been

spray painted. Or tagged, as the cool kids call it, with the exact same words again.

Resist. Stay woke, not my mayor. call it with the exact same words again.

Resist, stay woke, not my mayor.

An official investigation is underway,

but as of now there are currently no leads.

We do not yet know if this is tied to the extremely unpopular piece of legislation passed in 2016,

the Gunderson Anti Pranking Act, which outlawed pranks, mid-level joking, and overall mischief

on April Fool's Day.

I sure hope they catch the hooligans that did this. and overall mischief on April Fool's Day.

I sure hope they catch the hooligans that did this.

Maggie, you better run along and get back to the station where it's safe.

Um, um, hmm, after speaking with the mayor who was shaken at the events that transpired tonight,

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