Listen to him, motherfucker. He's talking. Talking. It's the 40-year-old boy podcast with your friend Mike.

It's the 40-year-old boy podcast

that you like

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With Lily Van Stub

It's gonna start

It's going to start Hey, what's up?

Hey, what's that? I'm Mike Schmidt, 40-year-old boy podcast.

Oh, folks, you know, we laugh, don't we?

We have fun.

We enjoy ourselves.

We look at ourselves in the mirror and we realize just how flawed we are as human beings. We wonder what the fuck we can do about it. Here's something I'm laughing at myself about today. When I record an audacity, all right, there's a microphone level that you have to set. And for some reason, every time I turn on my audacity, it resets itself to like 20%,

which is bad. I mean, look, I can't have it super high because then I buried the needle on this and I'm

blowing out your fucking ear drums, but I also can't have it super low because then it's just an AMSR video.

I should put this fucking thing on TikTok where I'm just whispering about like, you know, how my tongs work or whatever the fuck.

That'll tell you a little bit what I watch on TikTok.

I watch chefs.

I watch people cooking things.

And then I watch, there's a woman who says absolutely, she's a, she has misophonia,

which sounds like a delicious pasta, but it is not.

It is apparently, uh, you can't hear people chewing or making food, but she cooks food.

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