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Listener discretion is advised. You're listening to King Falls AM that's 660 on the radio dial. I'm your

host Sammy Stevens and as always we are joined by producer and co-host

extraordinary Ben Arnold. You're so you're so happy happy, aren't you? Your child, getting so giddy over that message.

Listening to a warning before a radio broadcast I'm on has literally been on the bucket list for a long time.

Thanks, Merv.

Ridiculous. A glutton for punishment.

What can I say? I enjoy a nice game of hardball, you know, but enough about what

Merv doesn't want you to hear. Let's talk about what he does want you to hear and what do we have

cooking tonight then. Dude it's stacked. All right, stack. We've got the

lovely Miss Emily Potter from the King Falls Library giving us her picks for

enlightened summer reading?

Terrific, we always love speaking with Emily.

You and me both.

I said we, Ben.

I know.

I, we, we've got some really cool news here we are announcing the lineup for the first annual King Falls Ambient music festival that's coming up the second hour

Wait a second.

The King Falls Ambient Music Festival?

Is this town even big enough for a festival?

Oh yeah, it's like Kachella, but for hipsters that just want to relax,

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