You're going to be. Oh, So, Hi there it's your favorite candy peddler in King Falls second worst babysitter four years running.

Creepy Carl! And I'm here today to invite you to a brand new business venture since the old

a Connellon van is now part of a police investigation.

How exciting!

I've partnered up with Eli Williams down at Cumbay Critters

to bring to you,

Creepy Carl's Heavy Pet Zoo. Come see the most exotic animals the Williams boys could round up.

Lay your hands on Bobby the Billy goat,

but be careful he likes to ram you.

Or maybe come squeeze Cassie the cow's utters. I'll just sit back and watch you churn that butter.

Or if you're the real adventurous type you can even come man handle rear Admiral Blaenders of

work one and big juicy cocks. Two for one in Michigan on Sunday and the kids are

always free so come on down toy Carl's heavy petting zoo where

sometimes it's real good to be bad.

Who on earth takes their kids to anything with the name

creepy Carl on it?

And for that matter, who lets him within 200 yards of them?

We're back on, Sammy.

Good, the public needs to hear this.

Do not go to that man three a.m. as I speak and welcome back to King Falls and ladies and gents

If you're just tuning in we are still awaiting word from the King Falls Sheriff's Department out of Perdition Wood.

For those of you who haven't been following the news, a hiker was reported missing earlier this week out there.

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