How do you pass up the opportunity to spit blood and Joan Baez's face?

I've read Mark Twain. I've read Huckleberry Finn. I think I earned the right to go on the internet and see a guy get a chainsaw on the face. Dude, my dad was drunk and my mom was dealing with it. Guess what? I get raised by cookie monster.

My con looks like it's been in a hockey flight. Time is stupidity. It's at the speed of goddamn light.

I got a bunch of the blocks.

Hey, what's that?

The Murchmet, 40-year-old boy podcast.

Look, I'm going to be up.

I don't know if, I don't even know if you're going to fucking hear this.

This is a whole new process.

I think there's a board. There's microphones, certainly. There's

still a laptop. But I'm, normally, here's the thing, here's what I handle my business with.

I've got a, I got a program called Audacity, which is free. And there's going to be a price

to pay for that, I think, because they say that it's this free interface to record podcasts.

I think at some point, fucking Joe Audacity is going to step forward and go,

I own all your content.

Mooh ha ha ha ha.

And I'm going to go, all right,

now this is clearly an opportunity for me

to fight Joe Audacity in a public square.

And I will challenge him to meet me somewhere

by a railroad track.

And we'll film it.

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