Welcome to episode 11 of the Ross Bolin podcast RBP 11. I'm your host Ross Bolin here at the Grand

X Media Studios in Austin, Texas with producer Mike Goh Weiner. Hello Ross, it's great to be here.

I'm glad you feel that way. We've got a very special guest today. We've worked together for over six years now.

He's one of the hosts of the critically acclaimed touching base with Postgrad

problems podcast. And there's a reoccurring segment on this show. The references him. It's my native American friend Dylan

Shivery. What's up Billy? Hey Dylan, welcome to the Ross Bolin podcast. I'm really excited to do this. I even saw the the tweet yesterday.

You teased my appearance on today's episode and you call me a very special guest and you introduce me as that again just now.

And that means a lot. I want you to feel very special. I feel super special. Good. I'm your second guest. Is that right? But yeah, but your

Barrett was a guest for a segment. Okay. You're a guest for the whole show. Holy shit. All day long. It's just groundbreaking. It's a big deal, man. Ever since RBP X, people have been asking me, who is the special guest? And I did not know. Wow. Dave thought it was going to be a famous Houston rapper. Several people have more than one person has asked. A lot of people thought it was going to be big pop of

smoke. And now you know, it is Dylan. This is I played it close to the chess man. I and now now you're here. We're going to do things a little differently this week and jump right into a segment rather than talk for 15 minutes about all the

different shit that you need to follow and subscribe to and we've got a lot of important announcements at the end of the show. So you're going to want to listen all the way

through for those or you'll be left completely uninformed and alone. Forever. Just consider that. Keep that in mind. Oh, real quick shout out to

Ryan, one of the RBP listeners for sending me a robe. The robe guy. Yeah, I got a show up to work and there's a box on my desk and it had a robe inside of it.

And it was from Ryan and you put it on and wore it most of the day. And it's extremely comfortable. It looks very comfortable. It's very colorful. It's very loud, but it's very, very comfortable. And I appreciate that. Thank you, Ryan. Our first segment today.

It's called shopping cart etiquette. And this was inspired because I was at Whole Foods yesterday just balling out at Whole Foods. I go to Whole Foods on occasion. That's not like my

It's not my go to grocery store because it's I would hope not. It's expensive. It's outrageously expensive. It's expensive. They have like $30 like little two like dog chew toys. It's completely out of control. Yeah, it's not that being said. It's fun to go to every once in a while because it's like an experience. I'll tell you what I went there on

Sunday I became a smoothie boy about a blender. Okay, I'm a smoothie boy now and I want to hold foods a little upon you know like fresh ingredients and shit. I spent way too much money, but I'm in the game. Yeah, so I have

Point being I have some shopping cart stuff. Good fresh in the dome. Okay, because I prefer a trader Joe's normally much much cheaper. Still pretty high quality stuff. Anyway, it's very limited. Point being I'm in there. I'm driving the cart. I like to be the one in charge of driving the cart. I'm there with Taylor, but I'm the one

driving the cart. I like the cart taking tight turns like weaving it out of people who would be in morons like stopped in the middle of the aisles and shit. Yep. And I was just ballin' like sometimes I'll pop a

wheelie sometimes I'll just like I'm one of those people. Yeah, if I hit if I hit a an open aisle. I jump on the back and you know I go no feet. You have to. I was just clowning. I kind of I equate shopping cart

To the store to driving. I I'm a very aggressive driver very so much so that I cannot stand like slow defensive careful drivers. They get in my way. I just want to like I want to

Intimidate them on the road basically. I weave in and out. I cut people off. I use the horn if I have to. You're a bully. And that's how that's how I drive my shopping cart as well. If you're slow or if you if you stop and if you're not fully pulled over to the side.

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