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hey what's habit of mike sch, 40-year-old boy podcast?

No, nobody's here.

Nobody's making me laugh.

I'm laughing at myself because I did a dumb thing, which I often do, and then I tell you about it,

and that's the crux of this show.

That's the only reason this show has been in business for 13 goddamn years.

I do something dumb dumb and I tell you

about it. But that seems like too long of a title for a show. So we went ahead with the 40 year old boy.

Instead of I'd done something dumb and I'd like to tell you about it, which doesn't fit on a t-shirt at all.

By the way, T-shirts, I know people write me all the time. They're like, hey, Mike, should we do t-shirts? And I'm like, you know what? That would be a pretty good idea. I like the idea of doing t-shirts.

But I also like the idea of paying my rent a little bit more with the pandemic, throwing everything

for a loop, tossing me to and fro like an etch- sketch, then you shake it to make the picture disappear on the etch of sketch. I just like saying etchish sketch. Isn't it fun to say

etchisketch, everybody? I'm laughing at myself because I've been doing the show 13 years. I was

going to say 13 hours. I haven't. And I tuned in here for the last one with you guys. That's what I finally hit record. Um, 13 years we've been doing this show. And, uh, and that's,

look, man, that's, uh, that's not quite 15. Certainly somebody's been doing a 15 year podcast can come

to me and go, fuck you, man. I dominate you veteran wise. And I'm like, yeah, I, it wasn't a fucking

dick swinging contest. Or was it? Perhaps it is. I'll tell you what, if I've been in a dicks-winging contest for the last 13 years,

my arm is fucking tired.

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