Howdy everybody out there listening in King Falls and the surrounding listening area.

This is the share of Troy Creek House with an important announcement.

While the Main Street Park has been closed until further notice, that doesn't mean that

the person and or persons who have caused all the mean-spirited mischief down there have

been apprehended.

Actually, far from it, after a top secret sting operation carried out by some of King Falls

finest, talking to you Katie, as well as Phoenix and the fellas down at Phoenix Flants

High Fies Spy Store, we think we have found the problem, but not the solution to our issues

down at the Main Street Park.

One Gwendolyn the hateful, aka Gwendolyn the racist witch, aka Gwendolyn the gruesome,

aka Gwendolyn the gruesome, aka Gwendolyn the gruesome, aka Gwendolyn the gruesome,

was seen on real high-five equipment spreading her hateful views, and more importantly,

hexen the whole damn park after hours nearly nightly.

While we don't know the full extent of the spells being cast over our lovely park,

you can bet your bottom dollar that all the fighting, cussing, and just downright

menary has sprouted from the seeds that tiny little devil woman has grown the past few

months.

So until further notice, the Main Street Park is closed for your safety and hours.

That is, until that mean-budded, hate-filled enchantress is caught.

And if you should see her, you know you need to get myself, Katie, or any of the other

fine King Falls law enforcement officers on the horn right away.

This is Sheriff Troy Creek Houser signing off, reminding you to keep trying for a better

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