Opposites

I don't want to see no damn tears. I don't want to hear about no loss. I only want to see

grins and smiles and goddamn laughs today. You two dangling dipsticks feel me?

We completely understand, Mr. Ronald Arner.

Today is a goddamn day of celebration and if I catch you to moping over

Creek house, I'm gonna put my steel toe Wolverines right up both your candy asses.

There will be smiles and laughs aplenty. That's a promise, Herschel.

Today is a day of celebration, Mr. Pomp Gardner.

But oh no, no buts. Not today. You troops are gonna fall in line and listen to me this

time or so help me God. I'm gonna wall up the bolt here to kingdom come. Have that

nurse with the lazy eye down at shady oak's revivable then we'll be again. You got it?

It's just that Troy.

God damn it Arnold. Are you listening to me? Sessel don't need to hear anything bad about

Troy. You don't need to hear anything bad at all. You two are gonna put on some shirts

with some fucking buttons on them. Cover your boy parts with some pleated pants and put

on some shoes that ain't got laces to welcome my mother fucking Sessel home or I'm gonna

be digging two holes out past bagelies this evening. Understand. I understand. Good. How

about you, Putin's pal? Herschel. We are so happy that Sessel is coming home. You know

this. Nobody is happier. Other than you, Mr. Rom Gardner. God damn Skippy.

But while we're ecstatic Sessel is up and awake and doing well. More than well. It's

like he was never gone at all boys. That old luscious eatin' solids and walkin' with

a walker and it's it's only been a week. They told me to go home if he was walkin' and

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