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oh man hey hey what's happened at mike Schmidt, 40-year-old boy podcast? How you doing? I hope you're good.

I apologize for the rueful laugh. It became bursting out of me there at the beginning of the show.

I don't know if it was bursting out of me. Just kind of laconically spilled out of me as I laugh at myself for, I don't't know take 70 of this fucking show over the past however long fucking days

Jesus Christ what's wrong with me did you hear it you heard my laugh you heard me fucking laugh and shake my head

Although you probably didn't hear me shake my head I hope not Jesus

It's funny when we were kids my mom she would say something to you and if you said yes like you had to say yes you could nod I would nod at my mom and she go I can to you. And if you said yes, like you had to say yes. You could nod.

I would nod at my mom. And she'd go, I can't hear your fucking brains rattle. So you had to answer

her. That was her way of saying it. Because, uh, because that's how my mom had. Because look,

that's how you got to handle it. You got five boys're only five three my mom's free five three and all of us grew to be eight million feet tall and

she's going to beat the shit out of us and keep us in line i can't hear your fucking brains rattle

uh look at her tough all right i'm going to warn you now there's going to be yawns during this

show plenty of yawns during this show.

Plenty of yawns.

I will try to hold them off.

I will try to fight through them,

although fighting through them is ridiculous, quite frankly,

because you guys know exactly what's happening.

Here comes one right now.

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