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You know, let me tell you this.

I'm going to start off telling you this right away so we can get this out in the open, get it out on the table for all of us.

I've never been to Puerto Rico.

So I can't speak to the garbage situation over there in any way, shape, or form, certainly not intelligently.

But I will tell you this, and I think we can all agree, that if you're going to make fun of Puerto Rico and Puerto Ricans, the best place to do it is right in the heart of New York City.

You can't foresee any problems doing that, right?

I mean, it's not like, oh, I don't know, Seinfeld had him an episode where, I mean, Jerry Seinfeld,

literally the non-dairy creamer of comedians had an episode where they did a Puerto Rican flag bit

and everybody freaked the fuck out.

And this is 25 years ago or whatever the fuck.

So, I mean, clearly you would know that New York was not hypersensitive this at all.

There's no Puerto Rican people there who would have any sort of pride or a parade that

would indicate that pride and would be angry at you for saying something so fucking dumb.

And I don't even know what's dumb.

I don't know.

Actually, you know what I'm going to say this?

New York is the second best place to make fun of Puerto Rico and Puerto Ricans.

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