Episode Eight, Year Twelve

The 40 Year Old Boy

Misfit Toys

Comedy, 40yearoldboy, Mike Schmidt, Society & Culture

4.5 • 626 Ratings

🗓️ 14 November 2019

⏱️ 157 minutes

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That First Hour Was Sweaty

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0:00.0	Go!
0:02.0	Go!
0:03.0	Go! Skill, knack, flair craft
0:39.8	ability
0:40.8	aptitude
0:42.1	expertise
0:43.9	genius
0:45.3	gift
0:46.8	I'm the fucking
0:49.3	talent
0:50.0	hey what's happened?
0:54.9	A Mike Schmidt, 40-year-old boy podcast.
0:56.5	Look, there's a good chance I may go off the rails at some point in this show because I don't have any control of my faculties anymore.
1:04.1	Because when the show started, I was fine.
1:05.7	I've been sitting here waiting to do this show.
1:06.9	I won't lie to you. I've been sitting here at the microphone champ and waiting to talk to you guys and bring you all the entertainment you're used to getting on a Thursday afternoon slash Friday morning or whatever the fuck I decided to bring this to you guys these days.
1:17.1	But then I'm sitting here and all of a sudden I just, look, I won't, look, I have to tell you just in case, in case things go terribly wrong. And you hear it, it's like, what the fuck's wrong with Mike? I just took a blow to the head, like seconds ago.
1:30.7	Right when I was starting this goddamn show, all of a sudden I got cranked on the
1:33.4	I got sculled.
1:34.4	That's what I'm going to go.
1:35.0	I'm going to use it right now.
1:35.7	I'm going to tell you I got sculled.
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