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hey what's happened a micchman 40 year old boy podcast how are you good it's me I now, I'm like you, a 40-year-old boy podcast. How are you? Good? It's me. I'm back. I'm live. I'm large. I'm in charge. I'm in charge. I'm certainly not in charge of much or anything. I'm not in charge of myself. If I was, you know what? I wouldn't be so goddamn large. That's correct. I, uh, it's me. It's the podcast that since 2021 has started your week. It's the Monday podcast that starts your week annually since 2021. I hope you're good. Are you fine? Did you watch the Super Bowl? Did you have a good time with football? Did you watch commercials and eat food? Did you hang out with people? Did you wear masks? Did you pet dogs? Were you watching the puppy bowl? Did you watch the puppies smash into one another and give each of the brain damage? Ah, see that, you know, puppies, that's the thing. They're already starting from a basic brain damage equation, right? Don't they have nothing going on upstairs? Puppies are, they're not smart. Like, dogs are dumb. Cats are smart and dogs are dumb, is that correct? And fish are geniuses. No dolphins, only dolphins.

And dolphins aren't fish.

They're mammals.

Did you know that?

And I'll tell you this.

If you stick your dick in their blowhole, it chomps it off.

That's right.

Just go ahead and try to go out there and say, I'm going to fuck a smart fish. I'm a mammal. And then second of all, you're going to get in there and chomp the fucking hole closes up right on you there, buddy. And then they open their mouth and they go,

e-ah-o, e-ah-o! And they got your dick on their tongue. They're laughing at you. They spit it out and it gets eaten by eels. That's it off. And then they go, yeah, I can't do a dolphin.

It's too slow.

Dolphins are faster than that.

See, you know what I sound like?

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