Episode 996: Beef With Paul.

Matt & Mattingly's Ice Cream Social

Matt Donnelly, Paul Mattingly, Jacob Smith

Comedy, Society & Culture, Arts

4.9 • 629 Ratings

🗓️ 30 April 2023

⏱️ 87 minutes

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Summary

Paul has a few epic nerd updates about Magic The Gathering and Nintendo. Jacob takes over Paul's shaggy dog roles for a moment. Matt takes his kids to see Super Mario. Scoop mail, Jock Vs. Nerd Trivia Scoopardy.

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0:00.0	It's that time.
0:04.5	It's the end of the month, and I would like to thank the ice cream truck drivers.
0:09.2	Thank you ice cream truck drivers.
0:10.8	These are the folks that go over to preaching fun.com, and they sign up to be ice cream truck drivers.
0:16.0	Right now, I'd like to thank Sacks Guy, Jimmy D. Scoop, Scabby, the Rat Scoop.
0:20.5	I like that one.
0:21.4	Scoop.
0:21.8	Cata.
0:22.4	Slurpy Cay, motherfucker.
0:24.1	And Star Trooper 3,000 scoop.
0:26.9	If you want to be an ice cream truck driver, like I say, head over to preaching fun.com.
0:31.2	That's where you can go to sign up to be an ice cream truck driver.
0:34.3	Deliver that fucking ice cream straight to people's fucking ear holes
0:37.7	and who knows?
0:39.4	The life you save may be your own.
0:43.4	You know it.
0:44.1	You know the life you save it will be your own.
0:45.3	You know.
0:45.9	You saved that life.
0:47.7	Save it! Here's the show.
0:49.7	Hey Johnny. Do you want to go
0:51.6	to an ice cream social? Nope. Yeah, I'd love to.
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