Episode 991

It's Just Banter

TC Fleming

Comedy

4.7 • 594 Ratings

🗓️ 20 October 2023

⏱️ 52 minutes

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Jake tries to count the number of times he has bought lumber

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0:00.0	T.C. and J.
0:12.0	You wanted the worst. You got the worst. The one. The only.
0:19.0	T.C. and Jake.
0:24.6	I bought some lumber today.
0:27.7	Okay.
0:28.7	More, more man stuff than you'll do all week, bud.
0:34.1	That's, I mean, there's just no way that's true.
0:38.8	Yes, it is. What are you going to fucking buy lumber or do anything
0:41.2	that fucking compares to buying lumber
0:43.4	uh
0:46.0	you know i could probably come up with something tonight
0:48.8	i don't know i bet you don't even take the fucking trash out
0:51.7	uh yeah
0:53.3	you know it's not 100% of time but i'd say a lot
0:58.2	would say a lot fucking beta cuck i took some trash out today i did it today
1:06.8	it was part of my lumber project you have purchased lumber one one thousandth of a percent of time of the amount of times I have.
1:15.6	When are you buying lumber?
1:17.6	Dude, my parents made shit that hang on windows for my whole life.
1:22.6	You don't think I was in there buying particle board?
1:25.6	And they're buying two by fours and they're buying
1:28.2	they're hanging wood off the windows do you know what a cornice board is you know i don't okay
1:36.6	cornice board okay okay manly stuff like cornice boards yeah well yeah well how many cars have you leased i had a uh i had a uh a jigsaw i had a circular saw
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