Episode 991: Thanks,Zima.

Matt & Mattingly's Ice Cream Social

Matt Donnelly, Paul Mattingly, Jacob Smith

Comedy, Society & Culture, Arts

4.9 • 629 Ratings

🗓️ 13 April 2023

⏱️ 81 minutes

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Summary

Comedian, Lindsay Glazer talks up her new special "Thanks, Dad." She also talks about the first and only time she got arrested, whether her dad worked with the mob and when it was time to stop being a lawyer in Florida and start being a comedian. Scoop mail and jock vs nerd trivia scoopardy..

LINKS: lindsayglazer.com. Instagram: @lindsayglazercomedy. Twitter: @LindsayGlazer.

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0:00.0	This is the part of the show where we thank the ice cream truck drivers.
0:06.4	Take your ice cream truck drivers.
0:08.0	If you want to be an ice cream truck driver, preaching fun.com.
0:11.1	That is where you can go to sign up to be an ice cream truck driver.
0:14.4	Right now I'd like to thank Bad Pirates Scoop, Blue Line Scoop, Christine Elsester Christy Salinas and Daniel Lozer
0:21.2	If you want to be an ice cream
0:22.7	truck driver
0:23.3	Again preaching fun.com
0:25.3	That is where you can go
0:26.3	And you'll deliver that fucking ice cream
0:28.4	straight to people's
0:29.2	fucking ear holes
0:29.9	Wow
0:30.3	That was a good turn
0:31.6	What's that?
0:32.2	That took a turn a bit
0:33.1	How so?
0:33.6	At the end
0:34.1	I thought I was being really friendly
0:35.1	You didn't
0:35.8	Yeah
0:36.2	No so. At the end. I thought I was being really friendly. You didn't. Yeah. No? Not to our ears.
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