Episode 99: Your First Place New York Yankees
The Short Porch
Barstool Sports
4.5 • 1.7K Ratings
🗓️ 20 May 2019
⏱️ 59 minutes
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Summary
Despite all the injuries, the New York Yankees are in first place in the AL East. Gio Urshela capped off a ridiculous walk-off win on Friday, and the Yankees exploded for 13 runs on Sunday despite having a “punt day.” CC Sabathia really wanted to hit Austin Meadows on Friday. Is Kevin Kiermaier the biggest asshole on Earth? Where were you when Gary Sanchez hit a triple? We introduce a new segment called “Checking In On Our Neighbors.” The show ends with DMs!
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| 0:00.0 | Hey Short Porch listeners, you can find us every Thursday on Apple Podcast, Spotify or YouTube. |
| 0:05.5 | Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon music. |
| 0:08.2 | Welcome to another edition of The Short Porch presented by Barstool Sports. |
| 0:13.2 | I am your host Hubbs along Sami on the other side of the laptop, the Colossus, the |
| 0:16.4 | Vape got himself Tommy smokes, Tom Skibelli, what's going on? |
| 0:20.5 | What's up? |
| 0:21.9 | How are you? First fucking place. First place. First place. Who would have thought you know two and four all the injuries we've gone, you know, had to go through since then. |
| 0:34.7 | It's almost Memorial Day when people start to pay a little bit more attention to |
| 0:38.8 | the standings and some people say is the unofficial time when pennant races start to heat up or whatever and the Yankees are in first place |
| 0:48.7 | I just beat everyone they won nine of the last 10 series they've beaten the raise back to back weekends. We were fearful of these |
| 0:55.4 | rays. We thought they were going to be, you know, just the juggernaut to the A at least for a little bit and |
| 1:00.0 | they're beatable. They bleed. No problem. |
| 1:03.0 | It's fucking awesome. Now, my gauge for standings is July 4th. I said that last year in the |
| 1:10.0 | podcast, I'm going to stick to that. July 4th is when I start to really every single day, okay, |
| 1:15.3 | how many are we up here, how many we back here, what's going on, |
| 1:18.8 | who's playing, whatever. |
| 1:20.2 | Until then, it's really just, keep know worry about yourself try to relatively stay healthy |
| 1:26.4 | Don't lose anybody for the year and have a winning record and you know every five game is a milestone over 500 |
| 1:32.4 | But you know what like fights was fights like we're every five games is a milestone over 500. |
| 1:32.6 | But you know what, like fights was, |
| 1:34.4 | fights like replied to my blog or whatever, |
| 1:36.2 | where I said. |
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