Episode 99 | ”The Ride”

The Mallory Bros Podcast

MalloryBros.

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4.9 • 2.8K Ratings

🗓️ 6 May 2022

⏱️ 107 minutes

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Summary

On this episode of the Mallory Bros. Podcast, the bros start with a random ass appreciation for the movie Biker Boyz. Terrance tells the world how much he loves the new Panera Bread Chicken Sandwich. They 100% did NOT pay us for this free promo smh. They recap Future's album a week later, give favorite tracks, and talk Pluto doing 200K first week. They discuss Jack Harlow and talk expectations for his album and comparisons to Drake. Terrance gives us a Met Gala rundown. Terrell talks about the Great Resignation and the guys discuss reasons people are quitting their jobs. They talk about the potential overturning of Roe v Wade, Ozark, TV Character arcs, the NFL Draft, and Charisma in the NBA. All that and More!

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0:00.0	But before you depart this room for the winners,
0:05.0	I want you to take a good look at the person next to you.
0:08.0	Go on.
0:09.0	Because sometime in the not-so-distant future,
0:12.0	you're gonna be pulling up to a red light,
0:14.0	and you beat up old fucking pin-on,
0:16.0	and that person's gonna be pulling up right alongside you
0:19.0	in that brand-new Porsche,
0:22.0	with that beautiful wife by this side
0:24.0	who's got big, voluptuous tits.
0:27.0	And who are you gonna be sitting next to?
0:30.0	Some disgusting, wild-debeast,
0:32.0	with three days of razor stubble,
0:34.0	and a sleeveless moomo crammed in next to you
0:36.0	in a carload full of groceries from the fucking price club.
0:39.0	That's too young to be sitting next to you.
0:42.0	So you listen to me and you listen well.
0:44.0	Are you behind on your credit card bills?
0:46.0	Go on, pick up the phone and start dialing.
0:49.0	Is your landlord ready to evict you?
0:51.0	Go on, pick up the phone and start dialing.
0:54.0	Is your girlfriend think you're a fucking worthless loser?
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