I need Akbar, she's born in Malmo.

I think it's pronounced Malamar.

It's got an umlaut or a diacritical, as you say, over the, oh, which seems superfluous.

I see.

Superfluous, unless it's in the New York Times, excuse me, in the New Yorker, does not have

a, okay, no, we get to start, let's start with this.

This is a big, there's not a chance in the world that we're going to talk about that.

Oh, come on.

I don't want to talk about it.

Please.

That, look, that lady's eating boogers for a nickel and I'm lucky to point, we are alive.

This is all live, terrific, may I, may I, may I just read an excerpt from it?

No, you absolutely, absolutely no way, may, no, you may not, have I, have I, have I

spoken directly about this?

I shan't.

Okay.

I was, I mean, it's your show, so I thought it was funny when you made fun of me.

I enjoyed that.

That was funny.

But no, it was, it was stupid.

I thought it was great.

Thank you.

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