Episode 99 - Hardware Wars Raised Us & A New Trilogy Might Kill Us!

Blast Points - Star Wars Podcast

Tv & Film

4.8 • 563 Ratings

🗓️ 14 November 2017

⏱️ 56 minutes

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Summary

This week Jason and Gabe talk all about HARDWARE WARS! YES, the amazing 1978 short film Star Wars parody from Ernie Fosselius that made them who they are today. How did it ever get made? Where is the cast nowadays? How was Hardware Wars only the beginning of Ernie's involvement in the galaxy far far away? All these burning questions & more are answered in this laugh filled, action packed episode! Join them as they even do a full commentary for the 13 minute long classic!! Wow! AND IF THAT WASN'T ENOUGH - before all that, they talk about the BOMBSHELL of news that was the announcement that Rian Johnson is working on an all new Star Wars trilogy! When could it be set? What's going on in it? Will we survive this massive chunk of Star Wars info? And what about a live action Star Wars TV show?!! Whew! It's a lot of stuff in one hour so head into a bar with Augie Ben-Doggie and celebrate the love with Blast Points!! Blast Points t-shirts are now available! Get them here: www.etsy.com/shop/Gibnerd?section_id=21195481 visit the Blast Points website! www.blastpointspodcast.com reviews! comics! recipes, articles and tons more! if you dug the show please leave BLAST POINTS a review on iTunes and share the show with friends! If you leave an iTunes review, i will read it on a future episode! honestly! talk to Blast Points on twitter at @blast_points leave feedback, comments or ideas for shows! also like Blast Points on Facebook for news on upcoming shows and links to some of the stuff we talk about in the show!! we are also on Instagram! Wow! your hosts are Jason Gibner & Gabe Bott! contact BLAST POINTS at contact@blastpointspodcast.com send us show ideas, feedback, voice messages or whatever! May the Force be with you, always.

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0:00.0	Hardware Wars, a spectacle light years ahead of its time.
0:18.2	Starring Fluke Starbucker, Intergalactic Boy Wonder.
0:24.2	Oggy Ben Doggy, venerable member of the Red Eye Knights.
0:29.6	Princess Android, interstellar damsel in distress.
0:35.6	Ham Salad,
0:39.0	ace mercenary pilot and intergalactic
0:40.6	wise guy.
0:43.4	Darth Nader
0:44.6	villain.
0:48.4	Hardware wars.
0:50.9	You'll laugh.
0:52.0	You'll cry.
0:53.5	You'll kiss three bucks goodbye.
0:56.0	Coming soon to a theater near you.
0:58.0	Get in line now.
1:00.0	May the forest be with you.
1:04.0	Okay, firstly, what's been your favorite Star Wars parody?
1:08.0	I love to parodies.
1:09.0	Well, there's one that was done a long time ago
1:12.7	called Hardware Wars.
1:13.7	Yeah. Oh Oh Oh Oh
1:28.3	Oh
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