So I have something that I think we need to address.

Okay.

Bats.

The bats in our lives?

The bats in our lives.

Why do we have bats in our lives?

Why do we have bat stories?

Right.

So my bat story is like a month ago, I was driving home at night from Thomasville to Tallahassee

when a bat flew into my windshield and got stuck there and I had to pull over

and remove it from my windshield, which was terrible, like really traumatizing.

And I was like, I'm sorry.

I never wanted this for you. Also, you're not driving back late

from... No, it was like 6 p.m. It's just dark. Yeah, which makes it even weirder. I feel like

bats belong at midnight. Right. So I was trying to look up on the internet like what kind of bat

was this and I thought it might have been an evening bat, which are bats that come out,

as the name suggests, in the evening, rather than late at night.

But I don't know because, you know, I didn't get a great look at it.

I was trying not to look at it. You didn't examine it.

Now, there were bits.

But then the story continues because last week, as I was driving home, the same thing happened,

except this time it, you know, didn't stick.

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