Episode 987: Tongue Hunger In The Shag Room.

Matt & Mattingly's Ice Cream Social

Matt Donnelly, Paul Mattingly, Jacob Smith

Comedy, Society & Culture, Arts

4.9 • 629 Ratings

🗓️ 30 March 2023

⏱️ 80 minutes

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Summary

Pizza Con brings a new scoop into the churn, Alex and his pizza dreams! Paul eats fresh cereal. Jacob meets a new friend watching a band. Paul has a TSA take he needs to get off his chest. Scoop Mail and Jock Vs. Nerd Trivia.

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0:00.0	This is the part of the show where we thank the ice cream truck drivers. Thank you ice cream truck drivers. Those are the folks that head over to preaching fun.com and they sign up to be ice cream truck drivers. What are the ice cream truck drivers do, you may ask? Well, they deliver the fucking ice cream ice cream straight to your fucking ear holes. Right now I'd like to thank Nicholas Emerson for being an ice cream truck driver.
0:23.3	Thank you, Nicholas Emerson.
0:24.5	If you want to be an ice cream truck driver, preaching fun.com.
0:28.2	That is where you can go to sign up to be an ice cream truck driver, and who knows?
0:33.3	The life you save may be your own.
0:38.2	Boom. Boom.
0:39.5	Done.
0:40.7	Hey, Johnny.
0:41.8	Do you want to go to an ice cream social?
0:44.5	Yeah, I'd love to.
0:45.9	Great.
0:46.4	Let's go.
0:47.9	Don't pump it, Wayne.
0:49.8	If you're going to go to leave it to the mic to talk,
0:52.3	I was about to say something,
0:53.5	and then I didn't talk because you leave it to the mic to talk, I was about to say something, and then I didn't talk because you leaned to the mic to say something.
0:55.8	I leaned to look at all.
0:58.4	What?
0:59.0	I was looking at, okay, I was leaning into you.
1:01.2	I wanted to say I love.
1:02.1	Wayne's in the studio, everyone.
1:03.8	And only Wayne.
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