Episode 982: For Unlawful Cardinal Knowledge.

Matt & Mattingly's Ice Cream Social

Matt Donnelly, Paul Mattingly, Jacob Smith

Comedy, Society & Culture, Arts

4.9 • 629 Ratings

🗓️ 13 March 2023

⏱️ 83 minutes

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Summary

The guys experience crazy technical problems and basically pull off the episode with cans and string. So it was a great time to announce that they are (FINALLY) going to release a comedy album! Plus, Paul drastically changes his sleep schedule. Matt is playing the magic castle in LA. Scoop mail and Jock Vs. Nerd Trivia.

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0:00.0	This is the part of the show where we thank the ice cream truck drivers.
0:07.0	Thank you ice cream truck drivers.
0:09.4	Right now I'd like to thank Darren Cunningham, Darth Scooper, David Walker, Dead Lazio, and Dirty Old Scoop.
0:16.8	If you would like to be an ice cream truck driver and support the show, head over to preaching
0:21.0	fun.com.
0:21.9	That is where you can go to sign up to be an ice cream truck driver.
0:26.8	You know what the ice cream truck drivers do?
0:28.4	They deliver the fucking ice cream straight to your fucking ear holes.
0:31.7	Wow.
0:32.0	That's right.
0:33.2	Yeah, I said it.
0:34.8	I said it.
0:36.0	Yeah, that's what they do. If you want to be an ice cream truck driver, said it. Yeah, that's what they do.
0:38.3	If you want to be an ice cream driver, preaching fun.com.
0:41.4	That's where you go, and who knows the life you save may be your own.
0:48.7	And now it's time for a show.
0:51.0	Hey, Johnny.
0:52.2	Do you want to go to an'm going to? Who cares?
0:54.9	Yeah, I love to.
0:56.2	Great.
0:56.7	Let's go.
0:58.2	I'm mainly just talking right now
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