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That's it. That's it. I'm in all of us. Is that it?

That's it?

I'm in all of us.

Do you know why?

Tell me.

I mean, we've, you've had statues built.

Sure.

For you, and I've had statues built for me.

But this is the first time that we haven't commissioned those statues. Do you know what I mean? Right. Like, usually, I'm the guy going, you know what I need, a statue of myself? Yeah. It's got to be six foot. It's got to be made out of marble. It's got to be in the style of Michelangelo's David. Yeah. And then, as you know, the next problem after you commission a statue for yourself is the waiting, the waiting.

Months.

Well, because you think, just do it, man.

Right.

But the artist is an artist.

Right.

And those guys, for some reason, take time. And every time you say, what's a normal question to ask how the statue's going

how's the statue going oh please they get so offended yeah and that's what i can't figure out it's

like i'm just asking you i'm paying you usually six to eight thousand dollars for this statue

that's what my going rate is for the statues and then when

I ask him how's the statue going oh please you can't rush art is art you cannot rush art I

understand I'm not I don't want to I'm not trying to rush you I want to know when that the statue's

coming right I don't know and my statuary is looking bare. I need a statue of my son. It's ready when it tells me it's ready. Right. The stone, she speaks it to me. Yeah, but she doesn't. You tell the stone. No. In the side of the stone is it the statue and she speaks it to me when she's ready she's ready do you kind of

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