Episode 98 - Fire Jemelle Hill
Ross Patterson Revolution!
Tetherball Academy Media
4.9 • 2.2K Ratings
🗓️ 15 September 2017
⏱️ 79 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Ross. |
| 0:07.0 | Patterson Revolution! evolution! |
| 0:15.0 | But there's one more thing. |
| 0:20.0 | The iPhone X! |
| 0:22.0 | The iPhone X. |
| 0:23.0 | Oh boy. |
| 0:25.0 | boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, |
| 0:29.0 | did we watch that Apple event today? |
| 0:31.0 | Holy fucking shit. Um, I have I've never seen anything like that |
| 0:36.8 | except for every single year they've ever done it. |
| 0:41.4 | Fuck the pomp and circumstance of the apple events. I'm not going to like, like, I probably |
| 0:46.3 | watched the last five, um, Jables. I get caught up in the magic of it, the madness. I keep thinking |
| 0:51.8 | I'm going to see like a fucking hologram dick come out of the phone |
| 0:56.4 | where it's like oh tell me about your grandmother is she still saved in your phone? Did she just pass away? |
| 1:03.2 | Guess the fuck what? |
| 1:05.9 | Balamo, you turned the phone upside down, |
| 1:08.2 | and it's your grandmother coming out of your contacts |
| 1:11.3 | as a hologram talking to you. Oh, right. your |
| 1:15.0 | hollogram talking to you. |
| 1:16.0 | I can't believe it, I'm back. |
| 1:18.0 | And then Steve Jobs just pops up right behind her |
| 1:20.0 | and has been like, I've been fucking your grandmother |
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