This podcast contains explicit language and content and is for mature audiences only.

Hey, you teenagers out there, if you're under 18, this show is more for your parents.

So now that you have that mental picture stuck in your head, put some music on and get back to doing your homework.

We are a long-time married couple who's decided to chronicle our personal adventures

and share our sex-positive discussions as we navigate our way through the swinging lifestyle.

Care to join us? Hello, everyone. I'm Mr. Jones.

And I'm Mrs. Jones, and we want to welcome you to episode 97 of the We Got a Thing podcast.

Our thing might not be your thing.

Yeah, what is your thing? We were just discussing this. If we still had the same thing,

we'll get into that in a minute. A couple of announcements before we start. It's not too late to go to Podcastapalooza.

No, it would be like a last minute, let's do it decision, but it's still possible.

You need to buy your ticket now, like now meaning there's only one more week until it starts.

June 3rd.

You just send me an email or go to podcastopalooza.com.

We're not going to be able to make it this year, but it's promised to be a good trip.

Yep, beautiful Palm Springs, California.

Yes, hopefully we'll be able to make next year.

But we do have an event coming up at the end of June.

Yeah, we're going to Vegas, baby.

Yes, and we still have space.

Yep.

So we are going to, that's the 24th, right?

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