You know what this means?

In a world of nothing, a barren hills and cracked earth and once proud oceans drained to sand,

there will still be a monument to our existence,

bleached by the sun perhaps and blunted by time but everlasting.

Because this man represents all that is eternal in the human experience.

The courage to stand for a nation when all others fail or turn away.

The strength to recognize the value of freedom and to accept its cost no matter how great.

Through the curtain of the Aurora, a comet blazes to herald his arrival,

and his victories shall be transcribed into every language known to history, including Klingaw.

The Bradworth and Klerogi and Hooter's chicken wing eating champion of the world.

Eight-time Nathan's famous hot dog eating champion of the world.

The number one eater in the world, I give you America itself.

T.C. and Jake.

Still really bothered about how they did Kobayashi, but, you know, got to move on at some point.

Well, I mean, he didn't take it just laying down, right? Like, I mean, he showed up and got

arrested, which is dope. Yeah, no, I mean, well, just further illustrates that you should have done

him that way. He's a true G. He should be respected as such. It's kind of like if Barry Bonds would

have showed up at Cooperstown and left in cuffs. I would be so fucking...

I know. I'm saying that's how we should regard that.

Yes. Yeah, you're right. Yeah.

Fucking... I'm only leaving one way.

It's either in or out with the cops.

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