Episode 963 - Miami Hates Spring Break
Ross Patterson Revolution!
Tetherball Academy Media
4.9 • 2.2K Ratings
🗓️ 5 March 2024
⏱️ 86 minutes
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The city of Miami put out a video telling Spring Breakers they aren't welcome to South Beach this year, Sydney Sweeney is making men fall in love with big naturals again, Dune 2 is the best sci-fi movie Ross has ever seen, Meghan Markle is coming to Austin to speak about being a strong woman at SXSW, and the Iditarod race is off to a rough start after a musher had to kill a moose while racing.
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| 0:00.0 | A ladies and gentlemen, |
| 0:05.0 | and gentlemen, welcome to the Ross |
| 0:10.0 | Patterson Revolution! |
| 0:15.0 | brought to you by Ghost bed.com. |
| 0:20.0 | Oh yeah, J.B. |
| 0:23.3 | Oh yeah, J.B. What are you looking for over there J. |
| 0:27.3 | I don't know. |
| 0:28.7 | What are you looking for? |
| 0:29.8 | I don't know. I've been here forever and I'm still not ready I mean come |
| 0:33.4 | It's crazy it's absolutely crazy every time I walk in it's a surprise that we're doing a show I know I was just making sure my phone was on silent. No |
| 0:46.0 | no worries no need today. Super Tuesday who cares who cares all right and what is |
| 0:52.2 | super Tuesday are voting they're not on their phones Who cares? All right? And what is Super Tuesdays? |
| 0:53.2 | People are voting, they're not on their phones. |
| 0:55.2 | Oh, it's not just like a fun Tuesday. |
| 0:58.0 | No, I wish it was. |
| 0:59.7 | I wish it was, but it's Super Tuesday. |
| 1:02.7 | Get it, Rock the vote. |
| 1:04.9 | Cut a hole through your vote and then put your dick inside of it. |
| 1:09.0 | Just fuck the vote, dude. |
| 1:10.2 | Rock that vote. |
| 1:11.4 | Rock that vote. Rock That vote. Swifties. Swifties are going to be out at the polls. |
| 1:17.0 | Doing what? |
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