You know what this means?

In a world of nothing, a barren hills and cracked earth and once proud oceans drained to sand,

there will still be a monument to our existence,

bleached by the sun perhaps and blunted by time but everlasting.

Because this man represents all that is eternal in the human experience.

The courage to stand for a nation when all others fail or turn away.

The strength to recognize the value of freedom and to accept its cost no matter how great.

Through the curtain of the Aurora, a comet blazes to herald his arrival,

and his victories shall be transcribed into every language known to history, including Klingaw.

The Bradworth and Klerogi and Hooter's chicken wing eating champion of the world.

Eight-time Nathan's famous hot dog eating champion of the world.

The number one eater in the world I give you America in South.

T.C. and Jake.

Hey, hey, hey, hey, Jake. How's it going, man?

How's your day? How's your family?

Well, so you did that twice now.

And I'm going to tell you the same thing. I told you the first time before the call drop, which is, you know, fuck you.

Oh, that's what you said before?

Yeah.

It's damaging, hurtful.

Yeah.

That's what people who talk like that deserve.

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