Episode 962: Eye Bleach.

Matt & Mattingly's Ice Cream Social

Matt Donnelly, Paul Mattingly, Jacob Smith

Comedy, Society & Culture, Arts

4.9 • 629 Ratings

🗓️ 2 January 2023

⏱️ 103 minutes

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Summary

Mourning Murders and Weed DND's, Brenna Folger sits in for sickly and sidelined Matt and discusses life as a burlesque artist. Then they tackle some reddit topics and who missed the boat on boy bands. They even squeeze in a little Vegas Parking & Weather. Scoop mail and Jock Vs. Nerd.

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0:00.0	This is the part of the show where we thank you with the ice cream truck drivers.
0:06.6	Thank you ice cream truck drivers.
0:08.5	These are our final ice cream truck driver thank yous of the year.
0:12.3	Oh, I'm going to get emotional.
0:14.2	Right now I'd like to thank Sarah Boyle, Sacks guy Jimmy D. Scoop, Scoop Kata, and Star Trooper 3,000 Scoop.
0:21.7	If you want to be thanked as an ice cream truck driver at this part of the show,
0:25.3	head over to patreon.com slash hay scoops, or just go to preaching fun.com.
0:30.7	That is where you can go to sign up to be an ice cream truck driver and bring that
0:34.7	fucking ice cream to your fucking ear holes in
0:37.6	23 and who knows the life you save may be your own
0:43.2	now it's time for a show hey johnny do you want to go to an ice cream social yeah i'd love to
0:52.9	great let's go an interview that I read with a CIA agent
0:58.9	said that when he was staking people out, if they looked at it, he would pick his nose,
1:03.9	because that would cause people to look away from him. Is that check out to you? You can pick your
1:09.5	friend. You can pick your nose, but you can't pick out the CIA agent.
1:13.2	It's true.
1:14.4	It's time for Matt McIntyley's ice cream social sitting across from me in Pittsburgh.
1:18.3	That's Paul Mattingley.
1:19.2	Across from me, that's Jacob, the audio guy.
1:22.5	And with us today, we have Brenna Fulger, subbing in for Matt Donnelly.
1:25.7	That's right. The cryptid that's currently sitting here in Matt Donnelly's skin suit is me, Brenna Fulger.
1:30.4	Hi, everybody.
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