Good evening and welcome to TC and J.

Last night my daughter had a dance recital, and the families all kind of brought, like, we, Megan's mom was kind enough to bring her flowers.

It's like a congratulations kind of thing.

And so Everton in the audience had, you know, some kind of gift for the

dancing children. And the family in front of me, underneath their seat, had a big old box of

cookies. And the whole time, I was just thinking about what would happen if they come to the end of the show and reach down and there's just no box and no cookies.

And you've got chocolate all over your face.

I think I could handle it so that I don't think I'd be caught.

First of all, no one suspects such an audacious crime.

I don't know.

I guess I've never really like fully observed your eating habits, but I know that I'm, I'm in,

this is not really about you, it's more about me.

I'm in the 99th percentile of quiet eaters. Oh, wow. Congratulations.

Yeah, I mean, people say you shouldn't hit your kids, but if you get backhanded at the dinner table enough, it will work.

It will work, although my brother to prove that it doesn't work um although he may have had some

what's the word i'm looking for here just some like behavioral re-engineering uh he we both eat

really fast so i don't just think it's that but that's where i stand out i'm an exceptionally

quick eater,

and I always took it to be because at Excel, we were required to be done with the meal in 30 minutes.

But then I started hanging out with other people from Excel post-Exel, and they were all like, wow, man, you eat fast. So this is just me.

So I think, yeah, my brother, obviously, Marine Corps, they make you eat, they make you do everything fast.

Yeah.

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