Episode 960: The Crime and Doom Holiday Special.

Matt & Mattingly's Ice Cream Social

Matt Donnelly, Paul Mattingly, Jacob Smith

Comedy, Society & Culture, Arts

4.9 • 629 Ratings

🗓️ 26 December 2022

⏱️ 90 minutes

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Summary

With America's Favorite (retired) Public Defender in the churn, the boys tackle the hottest trial in the nation. Jacob has an earth shaking birthday celebration. And a frightened Paul endured his first bomb cyclone of his Pittsburgh life. Scoop mail and Jock Vs. Nerd Trivia.

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0:00.0	Oh, yeah, it's the sexiest part of the show.
0:05.4	This is the part of the show where we thank the ice cream truck drivers.
0:08.8	The ice cream truck drivers, those are the people that go over to preaching fun.com.
0:12.3	That is where they go to sign up to be ice cream truck drivers.
0:16.3	The ones I'd like to think they are, Gray Whitaker, Greater Sunday Scoop, Ice Blue Scoop,
0:21.5	Jake Schneider,
0:22.6	and Jeff Harris.
0:24.4	If you want to be an ice cream truck driver,
0:26.7	head over to preaching fun.com.
0:29.0	Sign up to be an ice cream truck driver.
0:31.4	Volunteer to get that fucking ice cream
0:33.3	to people's fucking ear holes.
0:35.0	And who knows?
0:36.2	It's the holidays, Jacob.
0:38.2	Oh, sorry.
0:39.4	Ho, ho, ho.
0:40.6	Thank you.
0:41.1	Get that fucking ice cream to people's fucking ear holes.
0:44.8	Who knows?
0:45.9	The life you save may be your own.
0:51.3	My dad's favorite part of the show right there is that where you say the life you say.
0:55.7	Great.
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