Episode 96- The Conjuring (2013)

Werewolf Ambulance: A Horror Movie Comedy Podcast

Werewolf Ambulance

Movie, Comedy, Film, Film Reviews, Tv & Film, Podcast, Horror

4.7 • 635 Ratings

🗓️ 22 August 2016

⏱️ 52 minutes

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Summary

Join us this week, EMTs, on our journey into the world of demonologists Ed & Lorraine Warren. You can probably already imagine how we feel about them, but in case you're unsure, this week's episode-- James Wan's 2013 film "The Conjuring"--will lay any questions to rest. Special topics for your consideration include: essential things to consider in the process of home-buying, things you say to a horse who walks into a bar, the very fun game "Land Marco Polo," the real monster in this movie, bad parenting, having to prove good parenting to the audience, and some exciting news on the Werewolf Ambulance merch table front.

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Transcript

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0:00.0	So, Katie, you've called me here because you're having a problem?
0:13.5	Yeah, a problem I'm having.
0:15.6	You said something about there being a knocking in your basement?
0:18.7	Yeah, in my basement.
0:22.9	Knocking in my basement? Yeah, in my basement. Knocking in my basement.
0:24.7	You think you got ghosts?
0:26.1	I think I got gas.
0:28.8	Well, that's why I brought gas sex?
0:31.0	No, no, no.
0:31.9	Thumbs.
0:32.5	Yes, just thumbs.
0:34.4	You know, I briefly had a Tum's addiction.
0:36.2	It was not great.
0:37.0	Oh, man.
0:37.7	Yeah.
0:38.2	If you can't, you just can't eat a whole bunch of them every day for a long period of time and then stop eating them.
0:42.5	You will not poop.
0:46.1	I called them bedtime candies.
0:49.1	I switched to gummy vitamins.
0:52.3	You know, they make candy.
0:54.3	Yeah. But I like to have a justification, you know.
0:57.1	You can't just eat candy right before you go to bed.
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