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Mike and Tom Eat Snacks

Episode 96 - Grapes

Mike and Tom Eat Snacks

Realm

Eat, Ian, Black, Michael, Cavanagh, Comedy, Tom, Snacks

4.71.6K Ratings

🗓️ 10 August 2015

⏱️ 29 minutes

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Summary

The one and only Mike and Tom are back with a new snack!

Transcript

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0:00.0

Now entering nerdist.com.

0:25.0

You're telling me there's no such thing as mafia.

0:29.5

I'm saying there is no such thing as mafia, yes.

0:34.5

But when we both say the word, we have an understanding of what this means.

0:55.8

Well, sure, the same way we both understand what Godzilla means, but there's no such thing as Godzilla. It's a creation. It's a myth. It's a creation of the media. How long have you been working as a lawyer for the mafia? There's no mafia. Right. I understand that. I've been a lawyer for 12 years. Did you know at the beginning what kind of people you were dealing with, fake people you were dealing with?

1:00.5

What do you mean fake people? They're real businessmen that I represent. They're real businessmen that I represent who have been tarnished due to stereotyping and racism and...

1:06.7

Racism. Yeah, racism. Because everybody looks at Italian Americans and they go, oh, mafia.

1:11.9

No, these are men in the construction industry. These are men in the waste disposal industry. These are men in the teamsters. Yes, teamsters. These are men in the trucking industry. These are hardworking family men. Good men. Good men who get tarnished by... Blue collar and white collar. Of course. Men across the spectrum, the financial spectrum, just trying to provide for their families.

1:30.2

And you're... by blue collar and white collar. Of course. Men across the spectrum, the financial spectrum, just trying to provide for their families.

1:33.3

And you, in your position, try to protect them.

1:37.4

I defend them when they get falsely accused of things, yes.

1:38.7

You protect them legally.

1:40.2

Yes, legally, I protect them.

1:43.1

Do you ever say, get out of here?

1:44.9

Why would I say that? Do they ever say? Oh, do they ever say it? get out of here? Why would I say that?

1:46.1

Do they ever say?

1:47.2

Oh, do they ever say it?

1:48.1

Get out of here.

1:52.7

Any conversations I have with my clients are, of course, confidential.

1:58.5

And can you tell me if they ever say, forget about it?

2:02.5

Again, I cannot, any attorney client conversation attorney is this a hypocrite oath

2:04.6

yes this is the hypocrite oath yes this is the hypocratic oath

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